“HUH!?!” Swindle quacked, looking up at the title. “Uh…I think the system has officially broke.” Brawl mentioned as he sidestepped onto the scene. “Wait, where’s Tracks? I thought he’d be the first to tell me about this!” Swindle complained. “Gone missing. Along with Getaway, Onslaught, Blast-Off, Blitzwing, Lugnut, ALL of the anime characters, Strika, Arnim Zola…” Brawl listedContinue reading “The Issue Of Apple Tree Thoughts, Lesbian Cousins and Jelly Rice Dough Balls”
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The Issue With ‘ Strong ’ Female Characters
“PPPPHHHH!!! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HAAAAA…you’re serious?” Vortex asked the camera before grimacing and pointing to stage left. “I’m sorry, but please explain…” Blanc requested, standing alongside Rom, Ram and Grimlock. “Apparently some movies think women characters need to be devoid of all female qualitiesContinue reading “The Issue With ‘ Strong ’ Female Characters”
The Issue With…
…American Liberian Healthcare Situation Update (I am prepared to burn in hell for writing this) “Hey! You know that Fallout 76 trailer where Country Roads starts playing when the nuke drops?” Vortex asked excitedly as he smashed his head through Shirley’s dorm room wall, scaring the Liberian Ace into a wailing infant. “BWAAAGH!!! UH…is it relevantContinue reading “The Issue With…”
The Issue With…
…American Liberian Healthcare “Hmmm…” Vortex sounded as he, Blast-Off and Fog Cruiser Maya’s mental model* stood by the water cooler. “What is it? Knowing you, it’s probably some meta bullshit!” Blast-Off figured. “There be a STRIKE-THROUGH in the title! Me thinks this is less subtle than previous shorts…” Vortex pondered before being slammed into the wallContinue reading “The Issue With…”
World Read Aloud Day
I recorded the World Read Aloud Day story from Nalibali in aid of literacy, and encouraging kids to engage with stories and storytelling.
Hartmann Has Dysaesthesia Aethiopica
“What the…interesting…” Onslaught noted from the corner of the office as Swindle perked up from his newspaper and wailed in alarm, finding Onslaught had set up a desk in his office. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! THIS IS MY OFFICE, YOU STUCK UP LIME BOT!!!” He protested before Onslaught pointed to a picture tree of company hierarchy,Continue reading “Hartmann Has Dysaesthesia Aethiopica”
Night Night Nate
A Weapon Of Defence
Born of a displeased father with wounded comrades and an inexperienced mother who was rescued from her home nation, you were raised to succeed where your predecessors failed.Your first time in action was on the cold front of a war of intimidation, yet you’ve never seen your final time in action, still fighting to thisContinue reading “A Weapon Of Defence”
The Issue With Udders
“Sorry about leaving you to get pummeled while I left you with Armour-Hide as a decoy. Best chance I thought we’d get at winning that last fight!” Brawl mentioned as he and Vert rode a ferry back to Leanbox. “It’s no problem my friend. If anything, you’ve shown that you’re much smarter than you appear.”Continue reading “The Issue With Udders”
Records of an Aspie 