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Battle 177:

Senshado Battle 1: Ōarai VS The Author’s Personal Tanks, 5v5 Format “Welcome to a unique Epic Battle! We’re hosting Senshado tonight!” Sideswipe revealed, Sunstreaker reading a handbook. “Senshado, according to a 1939 propaganda flick, is a martial art performed primarily by women to boost their self-esteem, assist them in becoming professional and efficient citizens and…”Continue reading “Battle 177:”

Far Cry 5 Review

Upfront Clarification While developing this review, I found another review that made some strange claims. Namely… When doing some debunking to check the legitimacy of the review, I ran a tally of kills during a play through of the game; I counted more white males than POC and equal numbers female for both white andContinue reading “Far Cry 5 Review”

Der Mensch Ist Böse

You support genocide.You condone racism.And you drastically punish others for minor missteps.But when push comes to shove, you put aside any and all differences you might have with others so as to save their lives.With the help of your perceived enemies, you defeated the ultimate life form and willingly risked your life for the survivalContinue reading “Der Mensch Ist Böse”

The Issue Of Pageants, Part 2

“Welcome back to MISS STORYVERSE!!! Where this time, we’re making it legit!” Sideswipe promised. “Oh boy! A talent show where one person controls the outcome! Superb TV, if I say so myself!” Sunstreaker groaned. “Hey! You’re just salty you aren’t participating!” Sideswipe berated. “Whatever! Didn’t the last pageant end in someone getting killed? And costing us millions inContinue reading “The Issue Of Pageants, Part 2”

The Issue With Veganism

“What are you doing?” Swindle demanded, Vortex polishing a plowshare. “Operating a farm, dip-shit! What does it look like?” Vortex challenged as Swindle turned with a skeptical glare toward the farm in question. “WE MUST RISE UP, MY FELLOW PORKSHEVICS!!! RISE UP AGAINST OUR TYRANNICAL LEADER!!!” Hunk proclaimed, having amassed an army of pigs. “People ofContinue reading “The Issue With Veganism”

Deck Poets Entry- Harekaze

The 20th Kagerō that never was, the hero that saved many from a disastrous plague. I wish I could have learned more of you from watching your adventures, but licensing restrictions prevent me from watching you take on mighty raiders and super battleships alike. My only other option? To have you join my fleet, introduceContinue reading “Deck Poets Entry- Harekaze”

The Issue With The Police Response On The Capitol Raid, Part 2

“Now that the SWAT have taken care of the riot, we can get to bringing justice to R-18! Nobody riots against SwindleCo. and gets away with it!” Swindle vowed, the Constructicons in the process of repairing the damage from the riot. “And why aren’t the Protectobots doing this?” Brawl asked as Vortex stood beside him withContinue reading “The Issue With The Police Response On The Capitol Raid, Part 2”

The Issue With The Police Response On The Capitol Raid

“What the…AGAIN!?!” Swindle exclaimed, gunshots and a fire raging in the background as the Protectobots sat in lawn chairs outside their Starboard Town HQ, all of them wearing ‘Deal With It’ shades and holding up sun reflectors. “Yup! Why bother being a law enforcer when the law breaks itself?” Streetwise lamented. “We already discussed this,Continue reading “The Issue With The Police Response On The Capitol Raid”

Apex Legends Inclusivity Review

Gender / Race inclusivity The player has the option of playing between 15 (as of writing) Legends, 7 of which are male, 7 of which are female and one of which is gender neutral (the only evidence of this provided is that they (Bloodhound) are referred to officially with gender neutral pronouns). 7 of theContinue reading “Apex Legends Inclusivity Review”

Forza Horizon 4 Inclusivity Review

Gender/Race inclusivity The player can choose between 7 male and 7 female character bases for their avatar, 3 of whom (overall) are white, the rest are POC Mental/Physical inclusivity As the player characters themselves do not say anything, it can be assumed they are mute. That being said, they can also dress how the playerContinue reading “Forza Horizon 4 Inclusivity Review”