Rainbow Six Siege Inclusivity Review

Gender and Sexual Orientation Inclusivity 60/40 Male/Female (2 out of the 22 female operators are lesbian) Race and Nationality Inclusivity 30/70 White/POC (Only 12 out of 58 from UK/USA) Mental/Physical/Other aspects of Inclusivity One with autism, one with two missing fingers, one with Chernobyl-induced birth defect, one who is ‘plus-size’, one who is 63 yearsContinue reading “Rainbow Six Siege Inclusivity Review”

The Issue With Attempting To Ban Naughty Reading

“WHAT!?!” Blast-Off exclaimed as Swindle did a spit take, they and the rest of the Combaticons having converged on the water cooler. “Ya heard me right! That trailblazer for Boomer Ignorance, Stirling Griff (or an affiliate), has gone and done it again! This time, he’s banned all adult-rated export from Japan from entering Australia. Like hentai!” VortexContinue reading “The Issue With Attempting To Ban Naughty Reading”

The Issue With ‘Binary’

“Wait, this isn’t your field!” Blast-Off protested, going wide-opticked in alarm when he noticed Vortex wearing a scaled up black trench coat and sunglasses. “This is ‘SOOO’ in my field! We’re talking about binary genders, not that IT crap!” Vortex explained. “Then why the Neo get-up?” Blast-Off demanded. “Oh, because we’ve never had an excuse to use it before! NOWContinue reading “The Issue With ‘Binary’”

Tim’s Reviews: Devastator

Devastator, a combiner made of six combaticons, Scrapper, Mixmaster, Longhaul, Hook, Scavenger and Bonecrusher Best thing: incredible durability despite low budget for individual figures Worst thing: Mixmaster’s vehicle design Something amusing: Mixmaster’s vehicle design Rating: 8 Furmans out of 10 Anything that didn’t fit the categories above: Mixmaster’s bee butt and Bonecrusher’s splitting crotch MoreContinue reading “Tim’s Reviews: Devastator”

The Issue With Karbomya

  “GET READY FOR A ROADTRIP!!!” Vortex called out as Brawl bench pressed the sofa that Lugnut and Blitzwing were sat upon and carried it toward a cargo shuttle. “WAAAHHH!!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!” Lugnut demanded as he and Blitzwing were thrown into the shuttle, along with Wheeljack, Getaway, Blackout, Onslaught, Blast-Off andContinue reading “The Issue With Karbomya”

Love poem to a f💖cking 106 year old fast battleship

Life as an Aspergers teen with only a handful of friends can lead to weird things, my appreciation of you being one of them. Born in England and resident of Japan, you were to be the eldest of 4 who would appear in some of the most important battles of Japanese naval history in WorldContinue reading “Love poem to a f💖cking 106 year old fast battleship”

The Issue of the Chinese Government

“Wanna know how you improve upon your global reputation? By NOT making the Nazis look tame by comparison!” Vortex proclaimed, Blast-Off stood beside him and scratching his head in confusion. “What prompted this?” He demanded. “Oh, China’s government isn’t treating their local Muslim population, the Uighur, like humans and has gone on record as having been declared to haveContinue reading “The Issue of the Chinese Government”

The Issue with J.K. Rowling

[Hello, you’ve reached J.K. Rowling. I’m currently unavailable and will listen to whatever message you leave, after the beep. *BEEP*] The answering machine began as Swindle took in an intake. “Listen here, you hypocrite scumbag! One does NOT create a world of fantasy and whimsy, even going as far as to retroactively turn one of the characters gay, only to turnContinue reading “The Issue with J.K. Rowling”

The Issue With Julia

“What’s up with Wheeljack? I haven’t heard him wailing in terror about the looting over the past few days.” Swindle explained, finding Bulkhead reading through an instruction manual for Wheeljack’s chassis while the eponymous scientist was tapping furiously on a scaled-up laptop. “His processor has gotten the first software update in deca-cycles. Now he’s showingContinue reading “The Issue With Julia”

The issue with police brutality

“VANDALS!!! SWINE!!! GET BACK HERE!!!” Sideswipe roared as he chased after DesDiv6, who’d sprayed a phallus on his vehicle mode hood with lime spray paint. “HELP!!! POLICE!!! I’VE BEEN ROBBED!!!” Macaddam wailed, The Constructicons (sans Longhaul) making off with his entire establishment after having removed it from the foundation. “Last I checked, I didn’t houseContinue reading “The issue with police brutality”