Introduction To kick-off my 2026 with a tribute to Uma Musume to celebrate the Year Of The Horse would have been a clever pun, some may say. But I need money to supplement my new hyper-fixation; MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM! (also, during writing, Cygames openly put up a job listing for an AI image generation expert.)Continue reading “The OZ-06MS Leo”
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The Ultimatum of Jaguar
Chapter 0: WTF JLR!? Gerry McGovern, design chief of Jaguar Land Rover, was fired from the company just yesterday (as of writing). The reason has not officially been stated; but I have a feeling JLR are headed in the wrong direction for it. Welcome to my essay on… The History Of JAAAAAAG Chapter 1: SwallowContinue reading “The Ultimatum of Jaguar”
Amphi-Tanks 2: Electric Boogaloo
Prologue: The Sequel No One Knew They Didn’t Want As of writing this essay; my first one on the PT-76 has yet to be posted on my website! But this was too good to just ignore. What is “this” you may be wondering? Is it a boat? Is it a tank? It’s neither! It is…Continue reading “Amphi-Tanks 2: Electric Boogaloo”
Amphi-Tanks 1
Chapter 1: New format; same material Welcome to a new experimental method of getting some hyperfixation out there that isn’t just segmented threads on Twitter. For this first trial run; I shall be telling you about a very interesting tank and the veritable cascade of off-shoots it inspired… The PT-76! Chapter 2: Post-WWII Tactics EvaluationContinue reading “Amphi-Tanks 1”
Pride Of The South – An Ode To The General Lee
Ulysses S. Grant; the man who won the American Civil War. Robert E. Lee; the man who lost that same war. But only one would give their name to my guiltiest of guilty pleasures. Today’s political climate makes adoration of this vehicle a death sentence from one group and an erroneous invitation to join another.Continue reading “Pride Of The South – An Ode To The General Lee”
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bay Movies’ Bumblebee
Introduced all the way back in ‘84, where it all started, you delighted audiences with your witty dialogue with your friend, Spike Witwicky, and always proved that size didn’t matter when taking bravery or courage into account. Your next appearance on screens wouldn’t be until 23 years later, in 2007, where you’d lost your voiceContinue reading “How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bay Movies’ Bumblebee”
Valentines:
The Theft Of Yukari Akiyama’s Heart “I’m so glad we get to stay here a while longer, even after we’ve finished our tournament here.” Miho commented as Anglerfish Team explored the resort shopping mall on R-18 Island. “I know, especially as we get close to Valentines! Fufu! I wonder if any of the guys at the mainContinue reading “Valentines:”
Battle 177:
Senshado Battle 1: Ōarai VS The Author’s Personal Tanks, 5v5 Format “Welcome to a unique Epic Battle! We’re hosting Senshado tonight!” Sideswipe revealed, Sunstreaker reading a handbook. “Senshado, according to a 1939 propaganda flick, is a martial art performed primarily by women to boost their self-esteem, assist them in becoming professional and efficient citizens and…”Continue reading “Battle 177:”
Far Cry 5 Review
Upfront Clarification While developing this review, I found another review that made some strange claims. Namely… When doing some debunking to check the legitimacy of the review, I ran a tally of kills during a play through of the game; I counted more white males than POC and equal numbers female for both white andContinue reading “Far Cry 5 Review”
Der Mensch Ist Böse
You support genocide.You condone racism.And you drastically punish others for minor missteps.But when push comes to shove, you put aside any and all differences you might have with others so as to save their lives.With the help of your perceived enemies, you defeated the ultimate life form and willingly risked your life for the survivalContinue reading “Der Mensch Ist Böse”
Records of an Aspie 