Introduced all the way back in ‘84, where it all started, you delighted audiences with your witty dialogue with your friend, Spike Witwicky, and always proved that size didn’t matter when taking bravery or courage into account. Your next appearance on screens wouldn’t be until 23 years later, in 2007, where you’d lost your voiceContinue reading “How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bay Movies’ Bumblebee”
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The Issue Of Pageants, Part 2
“Welcome back to MISS STORYVERSE!!! Where this time, we’re making it legit!” Sideswipe promised. “Oh boy! A talent show where one person controls the outcome! Superb TV, if I say so myself!” Sunstreaker groaned. “Hey! You’re just salty you aren’t participating!” Sideswipe berated. “Whatever! Didn’t the last pageant end in someone getting killed? And costing us millions inContinue reading “The Issue Of Pageants, Part 2”
The Issue With The Police Response On The Capitol Raid, Part 2
“Now that the SWAT have taken care of the riot, we can get to bringing justice to R-18! Nobody riots against SwindleCo. and gets away with it!” Swindle vowed, the Constructicons in the process of repairing the damage from the riot. “And why aren’t the Protectobots doing this?” Brawl asked as Vortex stood beside him withContinue reading “The Issue With The Police Response On The Capitol Raid, Part 2”
The Issue With The Police Response On The Capitol Raid
“What the…AGAIN!?!” Swindle exclaimed, gunshots and a fire raging in the background as the Protectobots sat in lawn chairs outside their Starboard Town HQ, all of them wearing ‘Deal With It’ shades and holding up sun reflectors. “Yup! Why bother being a law enforcer when the law breaks itself?” Streetwise lamented. “We already discussed this,Continue reading “The Issue With The Police Response On The Capitol Raid”
The Issue With Attempting To Ban Naughty Reading
“WHAT!?!” Blast-Off exclaimed as Swindle did a spit take, they and the rest of the Combaticons having converged on the water cooler. “Ya heard me right! That trailblazer for Boomer Ignorance, Stirling Griff (or an affiliate), has gone and done it again! This time, he’s banned all adult-rated export from Japan from entering Australia. Like hentai!” VortexContinue reading “The Issue With Attempting To Ban Naughty Reading”
The Issue With ‘Binary’
“Wait, this isn’t your field!” Blast-Off protested, going wide-opticked in alarm when he noticed Vortex wearing a scaled up black trench coat and sunglasses. “This is ‘SOOO’ in my field! We’re talking about binary genders, not that IT crap!” Vortex explained. “Then why the Neo get-up?” Blast-Off demanded. “Oh, because we’ve never had an excuse to use it before! NOWContinue reading “The Issue With ‘Binary’”
Tim’s Reviews: Devastator
Devastator, a combiner made of six combaticons, Scrapper, Mixmaster, Longhaul, Hook, Scavenger and Bonecrusher Best thing: incredible durability despite low budget for individual figures Worst thing: Mixmaster’s vehicle design Something amusing: Mixmaster’s vehicle design Rating: 8 Furmans out of 10 Anything that didn’t fit the categories above: Mixmaster’s bee butt and Bonecrusher’s splitting crotch MoreContinue reading “Tim’s Reviews: Devastator”
The Issue With Karbomya
“GET READY FOR A ROADTRIP!!!” Vortex called out as Brawl bench pressed the sofa that Lugnut and Blitzwing were sat upon and carried it toward a cargo shuttle. “WAAAHHH!!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!” Lugnut demanded as he and Blitzwing were thrown into the shuttle, along with Wheeljack, Getaway, Blackout, Onslaught, Blast-Off andContinue reading “The Issue With Karbomya”
The Issue of the Chinese Government
“Wanna know how you improve upon your global reputation? By NOT making the Nazis look tame by comparison!” Vortex proclaimed, Blast-Off stood beside him and scratching his head in confusion. “What prompted this?” He demanded. “Oh, China’s government isn’t treating their local Muslim population, the Uighur, like humans and has gone on record as having been declared to haveContinue reading “The Issue of the Chinese Government”
The Issue with J.K. Rowling
[Hello, you’ve reached J.K. Rowling. I’m currently unavailable and will listen to whatever message you leave, after the beep. *BEEP*] The answering machine began as Swindle took in an intake. “Listen here, you hypocrite scumbag! One does NOT create a world of fantasy and whimsy, even going as far as to retroactively turn one of the characters gay, only to turnContinue reading “The Issue with J.K. Rowling”
Records of an Aspie 