“Wanna know how you improve upon your global reputation? By NOT making the Nazis look tame by comparison!” Vortex proclaimed, Blast-Off stood beside him and scratching his head in confusion. “What prompted this?” He demanded. “Oh, China’s government isn’t treating their local Muslim population, the Uighur, like humans and has gone on record as having been declared to haveContinue reading “The Issue of the Chinese Government”
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The Issue with J.K. Rowling
[Hello, you’ve reached J.K. Rowling. I’m currently unavailable and will listen to whatever message you leave, after the beep. *BEEP*] The answering machine began as Swindle took in an intake. “Listen here, you hypocrite scumbag! One does NOT create a world of fantasy and whimsy, even going as far as to retroactively turn one of the characters gay, only to turnContinue reading “The Issue with J.K. Rowling”
The Issue With Julia
“What’s up with Wheeljack? I haven’t heard him wailing in terror about the looting over the past few days.” Swindle explained, finding Bulkhead reading through an instruction manual for Wheeljack’s chassis while the eponymous scientist was tapping furiously on a scaled-up laptop. “His processor has gotten the first software update in deca-cycles. Now he’s showingContinue reading “The Issue With Julia”
The issue with police brutality
“VANDALS!!! SWINE!!! GET BACK HERE!!!” Sideswipe roared as he chased after DesDiv6, who’d sprayed a phallus on his vehicle mode hood with lime spray paint. “HELP!!! POLICE!!! I’VE BEEN ROBBED!!!” Macaddam wailed, The Constructicons (sans Longhaul) making off with his entire establishment after having removed it from the foundation. “Last I checked, I didn’t houseContinue reading “The issue with police brutality”
The Issue Of Apple Tree Thoughts, Lesbian Cousins and Jelly Rice Dough Balls
“HUH!?!” Swindle quacked, looking up at the title. “Uh…I think the system has officially broke.” Brawl mentioned as he sidestepped onto the scene. “Wait, where’s Tracks? I thought he’d be the first to tell me about this!” Swindle complained. “Gone missing. Along with Getaway, Onslaught, Blast-Off, Blitzwing, Lugnut, ALL of the anime characters, Strika, Arnim Zola…” Brawl listedContinue reading “The Issue Of Apple Tree Thoughts, Lesbian Cousins and Jelly Rice Dough Balls”
The Issue With ‘ Strong ’ Female Characters
“PPPPHHHH!!! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HAAAAA…you’re serious?” Vortex asked the camera before grimacing and pointing to stage left. “I’m sorry, but please explain…” Blanc requested, standing alongside Rom, Ram and Grimlock. “Apparently some movies think women characters need to be devoid of all female qualitiesContinue reading “The Issue With ‘ Strong ’ Female Characters”
The Issue With…
…American Liberian Healthcare Situation Update (I am prepared to burn in hell for writing this) “Hey! You know that Fallout 76 trailer where Country Roads starts playing when the nuke drops?” Vortex asked excitedly as he smashed his head through Shirley’s dorm room wall, scaring the Liberian Ace into a wailing infant. “BWAAAGH!!! UH…is it relevantContinue reading “The Issue With…”
The Issue With…
…American Liberian Healthcare “Hmmm…” Vortex sounded as he, Blast-Off and Fog Cruiser Maya’s mental model* stood by the water cooler. “What is it? Knowing you, it’s probably some meta bullshit!” Blast-Off figured. “There be a STRIKE-THROUGH in the title! Me thinks this is less subtle than previous shorts…” Vortex pondered before being slammed into the wallContinue reading “The Issue With…”
Hartmann Has Dysaesthesia Aethiopica
“What the…interesting…” Onslaught noted from the corner of the office as Swindle perked up from his newspaper and wailed in alarm, finding Onslaught had set up a desk in his office. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! THIS IS MY OFFICE, YOU STUCK UP LIME BOT!!!” He protested before Onslaught pointed to a picture tree of company hierarchy,Continue reading “Hartmann Has Dysaesthesia Aethiopica”
The Issue With Udders
“Sorry about leaving you to get pummeled while I left you with Armour-Hide as a decoy. Best chance I thought we’d get at winning that last fight!” Brawl mentioned as he and Vert rode a ferry back to Leanbox. “It’s no problem my friend. If anything, you’ve shown that you’re much smarter than you appear.”Continue reading “The Issue With Udders”
Records of an Aspie 