Category Archives: Fanfiction

Pride Of The South – An Ode To The General Lee

Ulysses S. Grant; the man who won the American Civil War. Robert E. Lee; the man who lost that same war. But only one would give their name to my guiltiest of guilty pleasures. Today’s political climate makes adoration of this vehicle a death sentence from one group and an erroneous invitation to join another.Continue reading “Pride Of The South – An Ode To The General Lee”

Battle 177:

Senshado Battle 1: Ōarai VS The Author’s Personal Tanks, 5v5 Format “Welcome to a unique Epic Battle! We’re hosting Senshado tonight!” Sideswipe revealed, Sunstreaker reading a handbook. “Senshado, according to a 1939 propaganda flick, is a martial art performed primarily by women to boost their self-esteem, assist them in becoming professional and efficient citizens and…”Continue reading “Battle 177:”

The Issue Of Pageants, Part 2

“Welcome back to MISS STORYVERSE!!! Where this time, we’re making it legit!” Sideswipe promised. “Oh boy! A talent show where one person controls the outcome! Superb TV, if I say so myself!” Sunstreaker groaned. “Hey! You’re just salty you aren’t participating!” Sideswipe berated. “Whatever! Didn’t the last pageant end in someone getting killed? And costing us millions inContinue reading “The Issue Of Pageants, Part 2”

The Issue With Veganism

“What are you doing?” Swindle demanded, Vortex polishing a plowshare. “Operating a farm, dip-shit! What does it look like?” Vortex challenged as Swindle turned with a skeptical glare toward the farm in question. “WE MUST RISE UP, MY FELLOW PORKSHEVICS!!! RISE UP AGAINST OUR TYRANNICAL LEADER!!!” Hunk proclaimed, having amassed an army of pigs. “People ofContinue reading “The Issue With Veganism”

The Issue With The Police Response On The Capitol Raid, Part 2

“Now that the SWAT have taken care of the riot, we can get to bringing justice to R-18! Nobody riots against SwindleCo. and gets away with it!” Swindle vowed, the Constructicons in the process of repairing the damage from the riot. “And why aren’t the Protectobots doing this?” Brawl asked as Vortex stood beside him withContinue reading “The Issue With The Police Response On The Capitol Raid, Part 2”

The Issue With The Police Response On The Capitol Raid

“What the…AGAIN!?!” Swindle exclaimed, gunshots and a fire raging in the background as the Protectobots sat in lawn chairs outside their Starboard Town HQ, all of them wearing ‘Deal With It’ shades and holding up sun reflectors. “Yup! Why bother being a law enforcer when the law breaks itself?” Streetwise lamented. “We already discussed this,Continue reading “The Issue With The Police Response On The Capitol Raid”

The Issue With Attempting To Ban Naughty Reading

“WHAT!?!” Blast-Off exclaimed as Swindle did a spit take, they and the rest of the Combaticons having converged on the water cooler. “Ya heard me right! That trailblazer for Boomer Ignorance, Stirling Griff (or an affiliate), has gone and done it again! This time, he’s banned all adult-rated export from Japan from entering Australia. Like hentai!” VortexContinue reading “The Issue With Attempting To Ban Naughty Reading”

The Issue With ‘Binary’

“Wait, this isn’t your field!” Blast-Off protested, going wide-opticked in alarm when he noticed Vortex wearing a scaled up black trench coat and sunglasses. “This is ‘SOOO’ in my field! We’re talking about binary genders, not that IT crap!” Vortex explained. “Then why the Neo get-up?” Blast-Off demanded. “Oh, because we’ve never had an excuse to use it before! NOWContinue reading “The Issue With ‘Binary’”

The Issue With Karbomya

  “GET READY FOR A ROADTRIP!!!” Vortex called out as Brawl bench pressed the sofa that Lugnut and Blitzwing were sat upon and carried it toward a cargo shuttle. “WAAAHHH!!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!” Lugnut demanded as he and Blitzwing were thrown into the shuttle, along with Wheeljack, Getaway, Blackout, Onslaught, Blast-Off andContinue reading “The Issue With Karbomya”