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The Issue Of Pageants, Part 2

“Welcome back to MISS STORYVERSE!!! Where this time, we’re making it legit!” Sideswipe promised. “Oh boy! A talent show where one person controls the outcome! Superb TV, if I say so myself!” Sunstreaker groaned. “Hey! You’re just salty you aren’t participating!” Sideswipe berated. “Whatever! Didn’t the last pageant end in someone getting killed? And costing us millions inContinue reading “The Issue Of Pageants, Part 2”

The Issue With Veganism

“What are you doing?” Swindle demanded, Vortex polishing a plowshare. “Operating a farm, dip-shit! What does it look like?” Vortex challenged as Swindle turned with a skeptical glare toward the farm in question. “WE MUST RISE UP, MY FELLOW PORKSHEVICS!!! RISE UP AGAINST OUR TYRANNICAL LEADER!!!” Hunk proclaimed, having amassed an army of pigs. “People ofContinue reading “The Issue With Veganism”

Deck Poets Entry- Harekaze

The 20th Kagerō that never was, the hero that saved many from a disastrous plague. I wish I could have learned more of you from watching your adventures, but licensing restrictions prevent me from watching you take on mighty raiders and super battleships alike. My only other option? To have you join my fleet, introduceContinue reading “Deck Poets Entry- Harekaze”

The Issue With The Police Response On The Capitol Raid, Part 2

“Now that the SWAT have taken care of the riot, we can get to bringing justice to R-18! Nobody riots against SwindleCo. and gets away with it!” Swindle vowed, the Constructicons in the process of repairing the damage from the riot. “And why aren’t the Protectobots doing this?” Brawl asked as Vortex stood beside him withContinue reading “The Issue With The Police Response On The Capitol Raid, Part 2”

The Issue With The Police Response On The Capitol Raid

“What the…AGAIN!?!” Swindle exclaimed, gunshots and a fire raging in the background as the Protectobots sat in lawn chairs outside their Starboard Town HQ, all of them wearing ‘Deal With It’ shades and holding up sun reflectors. “Yup! Why bother being a law enforcer when the law breaks itself?” Streetwise lamented. “We already discussed this,Continue reading “The Issue With The Police Response On The Capitol Raid”

Apex Legends Inclusivity Review

Gender / Race inclusivity The player has the option of playing between 15 (as of writing) Legends, 7 of which are male, 7 of which are female and one of which is gender neutral (the only evidence of this provided is that they (Bloodhound) are referred to officially with gender neutral pronouns). 7 of theContinue reading “Apex Legends Inclusivity Review”

Forza Horizon 4 Inclusivity Review

Gender/Race inclusivity The player can choose between 7 male and 7 female character bases for their avatar, 3 of whom (overall) are white, the rest are POC Mental/Physical inclusivity As the player characters themselves do not say anything, it can be assumed they are mute. That being said, they can also dress how the playerContinue reading “Forza Horizon 4 Inclusivity Review”

CoD Modern Warfare (2019) Inclusivity Review

Gender/Race inclusivity (Campaign) The player controls 3 characters throughout the campaign of MW2019: Garrick, Alex and Farah. Garrick and Alex are male but subordinates to higher ranking characters, while Farah is female and is the highest ranking member of a liberation front. Garrick and Farah are both POC while Alex is white, but the latterContinue reading “CoD Modern Warfare (2019) Inclusivity Review”

My Hero One’s Justice 2 Inclusivity Review

Gender/Race inclusivity Technically both racially inclusive and racially exclusive at the same time, as all characters are of Japanese origin and thus not technically white / Gender inclusivity is 30 male to 10 female, 33 male if extra versions of characters are taken into account. It should be noted that a majority of the maleContinue reading “My Hero One’s Justice 2 Inclusivity Review”

GTA V Inclusivity Review

Gender/Race inclusivity (Solo) You have the option of three main characters; one Italian-American, one African-American and one (potentially) Canadian Gender/Race inclusivity (Online) You have the option of being whatever race or gender you wish, however you cannot cross-dress Mental/Physical inclusivity (Solo) Michael shows signs of depression, Franklin shows no signs of mental or physical challengeContinue reading “GTA V Inclusivity Review”